A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Men's Rights

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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