- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Are you a tree? No.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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