A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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You

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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