"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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