Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Anti Joke

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