A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Mitch

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God

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