What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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69

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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God

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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pizzano is a tool.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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