Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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69

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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