- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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