what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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