A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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mooooh im a cow

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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