why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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LIE

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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