What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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KSI

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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