What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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LIE

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