What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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KSI

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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