Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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