A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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