Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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