What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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