KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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adam shagged katie lololol

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69

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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LIE

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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