Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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