- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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