- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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