- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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