A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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