How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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7>6

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Passing by

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Anti Joke

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