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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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