how black is a black man? pretty black.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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mooooh im a cow

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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