Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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4/20.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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