What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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