Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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I am Skaldak!

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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The NHL playoffs

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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