What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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alert("The Game");

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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The NHL playoffs

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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