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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

I'm not here.

ur gay and this joke sucks

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

y momma so fat that she's heavy

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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