A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Poverty.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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