how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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The NHL playoffs

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Poverty.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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mooooh im a cow

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Anti Joke

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