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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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