A man walks into an anti Joke.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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