How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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God

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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