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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

pizzano is a tool.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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