a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Mitch

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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