What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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