What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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