alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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matt shut up

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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