Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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