Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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