Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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