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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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