Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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girls basketball

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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