Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Harry Styles

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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