- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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