there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Women's rights.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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