- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

your life

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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