Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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