A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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