- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black guy gets a job...

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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