What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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