- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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