- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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