A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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One below was by me: Walter H

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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How long is a china man?

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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A mans opinion.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Harry Styles

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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