- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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