An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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bees knees

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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