- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

pickle sniffer

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

fack me in the ace! CC

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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