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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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