Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Guess what? Holocaust

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Needless to say,

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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