How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

The Pope

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

why was 6 afraid of 7?

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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