A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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men's rights.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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