- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

donald................duck for president

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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