- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Cleveland winning something

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

i'm funny

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

A man made a sandwich.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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