Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Women's sports.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A homosexual walks into a church

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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