- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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