- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What you reading? reading?

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

falling didnt make the difference

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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