What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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