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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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