That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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You are Nerochan right?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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