Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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