What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Women.

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A man sat on a chair

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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