- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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