How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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