- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Two guys walk into a bar.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

you know whats funny... nothing.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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