Black People.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Anti Joke

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