- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

leon harney ya pikey

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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