you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Bob dole

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Anti Joke

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