- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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