- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

A midget walks under a bar

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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