What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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