At least I dont have AIDS.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Womens rights !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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