Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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hi

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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