- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Black Friday

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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