- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

the asian kid gets an F

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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