- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Donkey lips

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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the asian kid gets an F

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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