- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What's 9+10? 19

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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