- Anti Joke

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

yes... that's the joke

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A blind man walks into a wall.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

LIFE :(

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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