- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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