I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Chicken penis.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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