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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An English man walks into a pub.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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