who is mark

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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