- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

why is john so fat years of over eating

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

I had sex with my mother in law

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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