- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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