- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Wanna know something funny? Your face

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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