Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Chinese drivers.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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the love boat

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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That's what she didn't say

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