- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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