Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Romans rights.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Dylan is gay

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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