- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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