- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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