Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Im cute hehehee

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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