Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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