- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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