An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Neither have I

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Fiats

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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