- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

men's rights.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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