What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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your life

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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GONNA

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Anti Joke

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