Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What you reading? reading?

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What's 9 + 10 19

Dance is a sport

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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