What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Justin's hair

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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